Horrorscopes: With Lassiter's resident psychic
Aries (March 21-April 20): You need to unwind. I suggest going on a voyage of the Mimi. Capricorn (December 23-January 20): You can be anything. Take a look; it’s in a book- a reading rainbow! Aquarius (January 21-February 19): Next time you get the hiccups, find the nearest girl, and smack her behind. You’ll...Click to read more!