Lassiter High School
Volume 21, No. 7, April 2004

Horrorscopes: With Lassiter's resident psychic
Aries (March 21-April 20): You need to unwind. I suggest going on a voyage of the Mimi. Capricorn (December 23-January 20): You can be anything. Take a look; it’s in a book- a reading rainbow! Aquarius (January 21-February 19): Next time you get the hiccups, find the nearest girl, and smack her behind. You’ll...Click to read more!

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March Horrorscopes
Capricorn (December 23-January 20): Your hunt for a job isn’t going so well. You should eliminate John Mayer.--then you can have the job of being my best friend. Aquarius (January 21-February 19): When life gives you lemons, make a lemon castle with flamingoes...Click to read more!
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